So many opportunities, so few posts

I have to come up with a way to keep a list of funny things I want to blog about. I see or hear something on my way to work or when I'm out running errands or with friends and then I forget all about it when I have the chance to blog. I'm also mentally all consumed with what is going on at the office (nothing bad, things are just "unsettled") and I follow Sarah's rules of blogging - don't talk about the family, don't talk about the job - so I can't write about it here.