Today THe Wife and I ran errands. We went to the Italian deli and picked up some prosciutto and some Italian cooked ham along with some fresh mozzarella and fresh ricotta. Then we returned something to Target (bought the wrong size Hanes for a friend in London) and went to the pet store to get the Supersize pet litter. I really wish we could teach the cat to use the toilet (yes, this includes flushing) but we can't get her to not miss the litter box when SHE'S STANDING IN IT so I think it's a lost cause. We ended up at the book store where The Wife wanted to get a map of London. We are unable to leave the book store without a pile of books so when we arrived at the register the cashier announced "Got some books there." No, I'm buying fire starters. HERE'S YOUR SIGN! (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.) Dude, you work in a book store. Why would you say that?
Ok, can the SuperBowl start already.