Sunday, June 17, 2007

Random Thoughts

-Why does getting behind the wheel of an XTerra make people drive so fucking slow?

-Why does lettuce smell so nasty when it goes bad?

-Why is there nothing on I want to watch when I sit down to watch TV but a hundred things I would like to watch when I'm turning off the TV to go to bed?

-Why do weeds grow so well in my garden?

-Why can't I win the lottery? I have lots of good ideas of what I could use the money for.

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