Friday, March 30, 2007

Today's Voice Mail Message

Received by The Wife on the home voice mail system today:

"A dangerous convict has escaped from (the local) court.  Be on the lookout for a white man, 6 ft tall, wearing an orange jumpsuit.  May have handcuffs on one wrist.  If you see him call 911.  Please remain indoors.  Lock your doors & windows & secure your car."


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